The 2025 Honest ET List of Resolutions (HETLoR) humorously suggests abandoning New Year's resolutions, labeling them as polite self-sabotage. Instead of striving for self-improvement, it advocates for embracing the present moment and freedom from guilt or shame associated with unmet goals. The article proposes a single resolution: to ignore resolutions entirely, promoting enjoyment of the moment over the futility of self-imposed promises.